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Well, he did at least when he coded this page and one could, reasonably at least, assume that Iacobus42 still is alive. There simple would be no reason to think otherwise, therefore,
IACOBUS42 LIVES!
You must forgive the slighly messy nature of this website, for it is my first one that I intend to complete that isn't "BLUE SKY AEROSPACE!" BSA was my mock client for my Cisco Web class.
Why am I making this, you may ask. Well to answer that I would have to write about a page and a half essay, which Ms. Murphy would deem "too long," thus instead of being Iacobus and overly verbose, much like my lit heros, I shall be Jacob and brief in my statements. I, Iacobus/Jacob, am making this site for two equal valid reasons.
1. I am learning my way around Photoshop, at long last and without the help of either Adobe or Cisco, and in doing so need a media to which I can apply my new skills. Studies, such as the buring floor and the fish eye of my face, are lacking in the return. They are not like my Chemistry class, alas I have that class but once every other day, which after converting the values of moles and atoms, formula mass and ionic charges, covalent bonds and toxic fumes, one is left with a sense of sucess. One did something that may better the world, this feeling isn't unlike that felt by our Hero, English Major, when he and Spanglish Cat save the English Langauge from the threats outpouring from S.L.A.N.G. and their archnemisie "Mr. Shurb."
The feels one is left with after doing a Photoshop study is not disimlar to the feeling one gets in World History when one is bored and no longer listening to the teacher. Thus, in order to retain what little remains of my sanity, I have started to create the code for this site.
Futhermore, this code, in the grandeose theory of Matthew Willman Dean Langston, will devolep one's sense of isolation, introverstion, and ween one off any possible exisiting emotional atachments. Much like the behavoir seen in many GameBoy players.
2. Colleen, who is of a poor dispostion, has a website, that while being coded in Notepad.exe, the HTML editor of the gods, she is from Wisconsin, thereby her site, merely from the location of its upload, is below and infeoir to any site made by anyone outside of that releam, even if that site is produced and exported from Adobe GoLive.
Thus, having stated my reasons for this marvolous undertaking, I shall retire to my humble room, upon arrival, which is instantianous considering I code on my bedroom computer, I shall arise from my seat and turn to face the hall, when the cestrial bodies are aligned, I shall start to sing "We are off to see the Wizard.." and skip, yes, skip, down the hall, jumping over the threshold of the stairs, never losing a beat in my victorous rendition of...